I’ve just had the worst train journey ever. Let me start at the beginning…
Last weekend, my girlfriend and I booked some train tickets home with thetrainline.com. We used them, because they’re apparently the cheapest place around to book train tickets (I’ve seen no evidence of this, they seem to be the same price as everywhere else).
I’ve booked tickets with them before, and uesd their ‘first class’ delivery system to get them to my door. Well, mailbox anyway.
Because I have an Oyster card, we booked the tickets in stages - Portsmouth to London, London to Ipswich.
We booked this tickets Saturday night when Kat, my girlfriend, was visiting me. Their website says that we should allow up to 5 working days for delivery, which meant that they should have arrived, at the very latest this morning (Friday 14th November), but they didn’t.
Actually, that’s incorrect - half of them didn’t. As it stood, I was able to get from Portsmouth to London, but not any further than that.
We called up the trainline this morning, and they told me that the reason the tickets had no gone through was because the payment had not been accepted, which was odd since the other tickets had (I had booked Kat’s tickets with my card too, and the same had happened for her, she was missing the same tickets). However, the man on the end of the phone assured me that with a valid form of ID, and the booking reference number (which I was sure to check was the one I had just told him) I would be able to go to a kiosk and ask for the tickets, and they would then hand them to me personally.
We had given ourselves an hour to get across London, which seemed fair enough given that it wasn’t rush hour, and we only had to go 9 stops, 8 of which were on the same line. Our train was leaving at 8:00pm, and we arrived at Liverpool street at 7:50, ‘plenty of time’ we naively thought. We walked up to a counter which closed whilst we were in the queue! So we had to move to another queue, where the woman at the counter assured us that they ‘don’t take Visa Electron’. Yes, we said, we know that, but we didn’t book the tickets through you, we got them online and the bastards never sent them. ‘These are not the right numbers’ she said ‘we cannot do anything with these’.
So that was that - we missed our train, and got straight on the phone to thetrainline.com. The man who answered to Kat was very helpful - he got her the right number and was on his way. The woman I got however, was not as helpful. At all. After telling her my story, she did not get the number, and she became increasingly irate, almost shouting at me down the phone. I actually just hung up on her.
The second guy that I called was more helpful - but he would still not give me the number. He insisted on faxing the tickets through, which could take up to 30 minutes. There was another train leaving at 8:30, and by this time it was 8:20. ‘We don’t have 30 minutes’ I explained, and he then guaranteed that it would be with me in 5.
Luckily for him, it was, and we ran to the gate where our train was about to depart. Since it had taken so long for us to get this sorted, Kat had already put her ticket away so that she wouldn’t lose it (trust me
) and so she was trying to get it out. The woman at the gate said ‘are you waiting to get on that train?’
‘Yes’ we answered.
‘Well hurry up then!’, and she scanned the door open. That was pretty rude.
We ran to the train where a nicer man let us on, and here I am now, on the train, writing about our little escapade.
What really pissed me off is how unhelpful thetrainline were about the whole thing, considering that everything that happened is there fault, and no one else’s.
I would recommend to anyone who is looking to book train tickets to use the proper http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/ instead of thetrainline, otherwise you may end up having a story similar to mine.
The nice man behind the counter who I had to deal with the second time, when they were faxed to me, told me that I wasn’t the only person to have had this problem today, and I felt sorry for him because I bet loads of people had given him abuse over it, when really he is not to blame - it’s not even the company he worked for who booked the tickets, he’s just the man who can solve the problem, and he can’t even do that unless a useless, stupid, arsey company give him the information he needs.



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Adobe just announced their new ‘CS4′, the new versions of their software, which adds new features, interfaces etc.